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Every James Bond movie/show/skit/cartoon/commercial is in the same universe. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

 From Guest Author and TVCU Crew Member  Sidney Brett Graham So I have this theory in which almost every single visual James Bond depiction we’ve ever seen, down to his appearances in TV commercials, sketch comedies, and Saturday morning cartoons, are all in the same universe. I know you think you’ve heard this one before, but bear with me. (Also, to get this out of the way now, although occasional reference to Ian Fleming may be made, this theory deals only with onscreen Bonds, not with the literary Bond[s] or with the video games. I realize the games sometimes use the actors’ likenesses; maybe they fit in this theory and maybe they don’t. I’ll let you be the judge. I have cheated by incorporating  one  non-visual piece of media.) We’ve all heard the theory that “James Bond” is a code name, and that all the different 007 actors in the EON films are playing different agents that have donned the name and the number (“this never happened to the other fella!”).  Bu...

Roswell: 51 Shades of Grey

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Winter 1901 - Following the Sarmaks' betrayal of the Circle of Life collaborators on Annwn, and the Circle's decimation under the heat-rays of the invaders, any mention of extra-terrestrial life, Martian or otherwise, becomes an embarrassment for the second Professor James Moriarty. Although he ran the Circle of Life from a distance, and was planning on using the Circle cult members and the events of the Second Invasion with an eye towards eventually ruling Annwn himself, Moriarty now realizes that he needs to distance himself from those events. He taps the remaining infrastructure of the Circle of Life organization on Earth, renames the group "Krafthaus," and assigns Krafthaus members what seems a daunting task: the complete eradication of any substantial evidence of the existence of extra-terrestrials. Moriarty's goal is that within fifty years, no one on Earth will believe in alien life or that the War of the Worlds really happened. (However, even Moriarty c...