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Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5ive

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Thanks to the TVCU Crew for helping me create a bizarre timeline that makes sense. 1958–1975: Early life and the Jackson 5 August 29, 1958--Alleged birth of Michael Jackson.  Michael was actually an alien who was found by the Jackson family.  Michael later forced them into show biz. June 1961--QUANTUM LEAP--"Camikazi Kid"--Dr. Sam Becket meets young Michael Jackson and teaches him the moonwalk!  Michael would be only just under three years old in this scene, but QL places this in June 1961.  I guess his alien DNA made him mature a little bit faster than a normal human child. 1963--TIME TRAVELING BONG--Two time traveling cousins who use a time traveling bong end up in 1963.  They have no control over the broken time device.  They find young Michael and decide to kidnap him, saving him from the harsh life of his overbearing father, thinking they will save him from his controversial future.  However, life in 1963 is hard for these stoners an...

KLTPZYXM

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So now that I sent the imp back to his world for another three months... Last year for April Fool's Day, I wrote a post about Batman's joke themed villain, the Joker.  So this year, I'm covering Superman's mischievous fifth dimensional foe. It should be noted that I believe that the imps from the fifth dimensional land of Zrfff on Planet Poppup include Mxyzptlk, sometimes using the alias Mxyztplk, the Impossible Man, Bat-Mite, Quisp, and Larry.  I believe that these beings are what will someday be known as the Q.  It's possible that the Great Gazoo may also come from this world.  Additionally, "witches", as seen on Bewitched, may actually be hybrids created from this race mating with humans at some point in the distant past.   And before I begin the chronology, I want to point out as a point of pride that I've been able to spell Mxyzptlk without looking it up since I was a wee lad. There are three different in-story interpretations of...