Television Crossover Universe

Hi, guys, this is Rob.  So I should tell you I didn't write this.  Some duck came burst into my home and hogtied me, then proceeded to take over my computer.  He said I was despicable for having written a Bugs Bunny blog almost three years ago but never getting around to writing about the greatest animated duck ever.  (I assumed he meant Donald.)  He said that the only reason the Bunny's blog has been in the top ten most viewed since it was written was only because this Daffy Duck hadn't been written about yet.  So here is the blog by this Daffy Duck.  He has challenged me to post it as he assures me that it will beat the Bunny, the mystery dog, that weird Zed guy, the sewer lizards, and the Duck Dodgers wannabe, Doctor Whatsisface.  He said eat will even beat out the wonderfully adorable and lovable Pinkie Pie, though he assured me he's never watched My Little Pony and he definitely doesn't own the DVD collection.   So, since I was all tied up today, literally, I