I've Made a Huge Mistake: Arrested Development in the TVCU
I’ve Made a Huge
Mistake: Arrested Development in the TVCU
Now the Crossover Timeline about a wealthy family who lost everything and
the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
If you fear spoilers, turn away now.
C. 1800—Frozen
(2013 feature film)
You know the story. The internet hasn’t given you the choice
not to.
Princess Elsa of Arendelle has what Wikipedia goes above and
beyond its duty to define as “cryokinetic powers.” In English, she makes the
snow come down and ice freeze the word. Things happen. A lot of things happen.
There’s a marriage that shouldn’t happen, reindeer, plots to steal the throne, true
love, sidekicks. A lot. You’ll just need to see it for yourself because, according
to Wikipedia, seven hundred words’ worth of things happen. We don’t have time
for that.
The villain, however, we do
have time for. The plot to seize the Arendellean throne is led by the Duke of
Weselton. He’s a small, awful man. Balding and beak-nosed. In order to impress
Princess Anna, the Duke launches into his family’s chicken dance.
That chicken dance.
The infamous Bluth family chicken dance which is a certified
hate crime in Mexico.
Since no-one outside the Bluth family would ever be so
stupid as to dance this dance, it is a safe assumption the Duke of Weselton is
a Bluth—and therefore responsible for everything that follows.
This also provides us a basis for understanding Buster.
After a loose seal (no, not a Lucile) bites off his hand, he’s preoccupied with
the idea that he’s a monster. A horrible, inhuman monster. The Duke has this
same preoccupation with monsters and their lack of humanity. One can’t help but
wonder if Buster’s fear of being a monster is from a family folktale about a
semi-crippled ice ogre that wanted to gobble him up. . .
2003—Arrested Development—“Pilot”
George Bluth is arrested onboard the Marina S.S. Hornblower.
The ship, presumably, was named after the Napoleonic naval
hero Horatio Hornblower. The Marina Hornblower can be seen in the background of
many episodes.
2004—Arrested
Development—“Good Grief”
Depressed, George Michael Bluth wonders past a bright red
doghouse. A beagle is sound asleep on top of it.
I leave it to the reader to decide if Peanuts exists in a time dilation field where no-one ever ages, if
Snoopy is immortal and is passed from generation to generation of the Brown
family, or if this is one of Snoopy’s great-greatgrand-pups.
2005—Arrested Development—“Sword
of Destiny”
The Bluth family meets a Dr. Frank Stein.
As with Snoopy, I leave it to the reader to decide if Dr.
Stein is a (distant, ashamed) relation to the Frankensteins, or if she had unnecessarily
cruel parents.
2005—Arrested
Development—“Spring Breakout”
Lucile Bluth is sequestered at Shady Pines rehab.
Shady Pines is from Golden
Girls. This reference was confirmed by producers. It seems that sometime
after Golden Girls, the Shady Pines
Corporation expanded from rest homes to rehabilitation centers.
2006—Arrested Development—“Exit
Strategy”
Detective Munch leads a scrapbooking club in hopes of
getting a confession of treason out of Tobias Funke.
Robert Wronski doesn’t believe this is the same Detective
Munch who appeared in just about every television series known to man.
According to Rob, “I've been thinking of Detective Munch's appearances in Arrested Development and A Very Brady Sequel. Both take place
while Munch is working in the SVU but in both of these he's working in Los
Angeles. In Arrested Development,
he's billed as Detective Munch and he's working with the CIA to find proof of
treason amongst the Bluths. In A Very
Brady Sequel, he's only credited as LAPD Detective, and he's working at the
city desk. It doesn't make sense that this is the Detective Munch from SVU in
these two crossovers, but it would make sense that this is Munch's twin
brother, who works as a cop in LA.”
2011—Psych—“Neil
Simon’s Lover’s Retreat”
Jerry Kincaid, the victim of the week, has Buster Bluth’s
face and mannerisms. One can’t help
but wonder just how far Oscar Bluth spread his seed.
Jerry Kincaid and Buster Bluth are played by the same actor,
Tony Hale. What elevates this to the level of crossover is how Hale plays Kincaid. Kincaid has Buster’s mannerisms (touching
his ear, squinting, the unique walk, the baby-ish mannerisms); these same
mannerisms are absent from the rest of Hale’s roles. The reference to Buster
was intended; I’ve merely extended this reference into a half-brother.
2013—Arrested Development
The Bluths come back, but aren’t kind enough to bring any
crossovers with them.
SKITLANDIA
The Avengers’ Badly Animated Adventures
SHIELD’s lawyer is Barry Zuckercorn, the Bluths’ lawyer.
This is "in" via Rob's International Movie Database rule: if something is cataloged there, it has gained enough prestige, so to speak, to be formally considered.
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